This is really really real.
KFC's Buckets for the Cure
Sunday, April 25, 2010
Wednesday, September 9, 2009
My boyfriend's roommate uses Plackers, which are little plastic flossers that look kind of like cocktail swords with floss attached. Plackers is proud of their commitment to no-fray, no-snap floss. In fact, they advertise their floss as being made from "the same fiber used to make bulletproof vests." Bulletproof vests! This explains:
a) how magicians catch bullets between their teeth.
b) why cops have so few cavities.